
Gentleman Broncos- Honestly, it's up there with some of the worst comedies I've witnessed, and if for that reason alone, it was worth watching. Sure, Sam Rockwell and Jermaine Clement have their moments, but what about the other hour and ten minutes of the film? I guess Jared Hess of 'Napolean Dynomite' fame wanted to leave that to the creepy mexican smiley kid and Stifler's mom. Terrible stuff, indeed. The funny thing is, if Hess tried to do a serious film about Plagiarism and the difficulties of loose adaptations to writers' works, this might have been an "ok" movie. But snake shit jokes are what he guffaws at, so I guess this film was destined for it's downfall.

Rare Exports- An interesting entertainment, but the premise was flimsy and kind of anti-american (Portraying us as money consuming frauds in desperate need of Santa for some reason), and there were way to many why? questions left in my brain by the end. For instance being that the child chooses to sacrifice himself in the end by jumping into an electric fenced up area so he can open the gates so Santa's helpers can follow him in and capture them. Who would shut the gate after he opened it to lead them in. Nobody? This is confusing. Also, the ending was confusing considering the fact that nobody is so desperate to pay $85,000 for a so called 'trained mall santa' that could go crazy at any moment. Really? What's your problem, Finland?

- Jeff Bassin